I miss harassing my little sister. Really I do.
"Big head!"
"Small head"
"Weh di gwan?"
"Nothing. I hear u done have my gift! Tell me dah wat."
"Its a giant hat so your head doesn't look as big. Its a football helmet, so you don't hurt yourself. (Cuz you're retarded) It's a pair of clown shoes. The kind that squeak when you walk. Its a genie lamp that I found in the desert and the only way I can escape the curse is if I give it to someone else as a gift. Its a puppy. With rabies. Its a box of Styrofoam. Don't eat it. Its a piping hot tamale. I hope its still good when it gets there. Its a yellow submarine, which might be a reference to a beetles song, which might be a reference to something I don't understand but probably has something to do with drugs. Its a REALLY ugly best friend who you can stand beside so you look 10 times better. Its an authentic BUCCI purse that I got from this Asian dude in chinatown for 'Good Price!' Its an umbrella. Ella. Ella. Ey. Ey. Ey. Its a Brand New Cadillac! (THROW SOME D's ON DAT BITCH!)"
"...Sigh."
"Big head!"
"Small head"
"Weh di gwan?"
"Nothing. I hear u done have my gift! Tell me dah wat."
"Its a giant hat so your head doesn't look as big. Its a football helmet, so you don't hurt yourself. (Cuz you're retarded) It's a pair of clown shoes. The kind that squeak when you walk. Its a genie lamp that I found in the desert and the only way I can escape the curse is if I give it to someone else as a gift. Its a puppy. With rabies. Its a box of Styrofoam. Don't eat it. Its a piping hot tamale. I hope its still good when it gets there. Its a yellow submarine, which might be a reference to a beetles song, which might be a reference to something I don't understand but probably has something to do with drugs. Its a REALLY ugly best friend who you can stand beside so you look 10 times better. Its an authentic BUCCI purse that I got from this Asian dude in chinatown for 'Good Price!' Its an umbrella. Ella. Ella. Ey. Ey. Ey. Its a Brand New Cadillac! (THROW SOME D's ON DAT BITCH!)"
"...Sigh."
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